Ode to Burglar (His nickname, not his occupation!) 23 Years ago today or so the scriptures read The famous haystack hair was born unrivalled to this day Appearance like the hair of horse the way that is preferred Triangular in shape of course, crown copyright reserved And oh you Burglar it’s a shame you couldn’t see That all the fun we made of you was only jealousy Helmets are used to stop the cold and to protect the head While climbing throughout deep pot holes Burg has his stack instead For all its’ miles of roaming it’s withstood the test of time Improved by lack of combing it’s a truly great design And oh you Burglar it’s a shame you couldn’t see That all the fun we made of you was only jealousy (written by Tim Williams for Len’s 23rd Birthday 12th October 1974) Sung by Tim, Howie & Tony